HIM
- shower in the am
- shave
- get dressed
- shower
- blow dry hair
- remove bright teal nail polish from toes
- give toes a fresh, french manicure
- pumice feet and lather with lotion
- file fingernails
- apply clear coat
- shave
- apply sunless tanner in the form of a Tan Towel
- say a prayer for streak-free, sun kissed perfection
- apply lotion
- straighten hair
- say a prayer that you don't burn yourself today of all days
- style hair
- apply makeup
- get dressed
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