Unbalanced?

Tomorrow we take our engagement photos. Preparation looks like this..

HIM

• shower in the am
• shave
• get dressed

ME

• shower
• blow dry hair
• remove bright teal nail polish from toes
• give toes a fresh, french manicure
• pumice feet and lather with lotion
• file fingernails
• apply clear coat
• shave
• apply sunless tanner in the form of a Tan Towel
• say a prayer for streak-free, sun kissed perfection
• apply lotion
• straighten hair
• say a prayer that you don't burn yourself today of all days
• style hair
• apply makeup
• get dressed